10) Your Dungeons and Dragons Group suggest you pick all mythical beasts.
9) Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe...
8) Pick exactly what Matt Schuckman picks.
7) Listen to Dick Vitale. Can you really have Duke versus Duke in the Final?
6) You call Miss Cleo ... she knows everything!
5) Take the school with the least amount of recruiting violations.
4) A little Chicken Poop Bingo should give you the champion.
3) Comatose grandmother blinks twice ... pick the higher seed.
2) Make your picks based on the coach with less hair.
1) Go by the "Worst Colleges for STDs" chart.
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