10. You're safe from the stray strands of saliva during a Sean Taylor rant.
9. You're infatuated, and sometimes get jelly-legged, when Eric Ervin talks
8. Tyler Tomlinson's sideline reporting will be comparable to that of a primed Bonnie Bernstein.
7. Sean Taylor's head has that pretty gleam on TV.
6. Matt Schuckman's voice is smooth enough to quell the wildest hyena.
5. The Blue Devil body paint turned out not to be water proof. Damn that Brian Inman. DAMN HIM!!!
4. You can serve beer at your house.
3. Your tickets said the game was at The Pit.
2. You won't have to fight an 80-year-old QHS fan for the last ticket.
1. Sold your tickets as a sign of protest that the Quincy Home School Saints weren't asked to play.