10. He dedicates his rendition of When Doves Cry to Chicago and sings When Bears Cry.
9. You just never know when that much plastic surgery may come undone.
8. Ricky Proehl is the special guest singer on "1999" since that was his last good season.
7. Rumors are he's performing his rendition of Billy Ray Cirus' "Achy Breaky Heart."
6. Finally comes out of the closet.
5. If things go wrong, Tank Johnson's posse will open fire.
4. Prince actually won't be performing; there will just be a symbol of Prince on a stage for 15 minutes.
3. Because of all his hit songs. Like Purple Rain ... and Purple Rain ... and, umm ... Purple Rain?
2. There is a mistake in the special effects during Purple Rain postponing the game for the first time in Super Bowl history due to a wet field.
1. Reveals the obvious reason he doesn't go by his birth name: Fidel Hitler.