10. Jim Edmonds is all-time outfielder.
9. Bring Dusty Baker back.
8. Losing Team has to grow the Khalil Greene mullet.
7. Live broadcast of an all-English Poetry Read conducted by Yadier Molina and Sammy Sosa.
6. Create a travelling trophy. How about a goat's head?
5. Grow ivy on the wall at Busch Stadium.
4. All kids 15 and under at the game get a green Bartman-edition turtleneck.
3. Bengay and jock straps ... now that spices everything up!
2. Ron Santo vs. Mike Shannon ... Beer Pong.
1. Parade the 10 St. Louis World Series trophies around the ballpark prior to each game.