10. Word-for-word translations of Don O'Brien's rants.
9. Further discussions on why Tyler Tomlinson waxed his nostrils.
8. Will post actual lyrics of Snap's "I got the power."
7. You can read what Broc Hampsmire's Cosby sweater looks like.
6. There's nothing else to do at work.
5. In-depth reports of underage workers at the Green Parrot.
4. The ladies have always wanted to tweet the Dreamy One.
3. See what the guys do at the break. Hint: Bathroom.
2. 'Cause Facebook is so five days ago.
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