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Top Ten Signs Your Father Isn't Truly Your Father


10. Your mom tells you it's Scott Van Pelt, but you don't even have cable.

9. By mom's order you have to call the man Bob.

8. He's a Cubs fan.

7. He was gone on sabbatical nine months prior to your birth.

6. Your name is Josh and he keeps calling you Stephanie.

5. He's a carny ... and your college fund is over 100 Grand.

4. Mom makes you call him Uncle Johnny.

3. Your house receives an annual bill from Sperm-n-Go, a mysterious fertility clinic in Arkansas.

2. Your neighbors refer to him as the "Mailman" still.

1. The milkman has oddly been present at all 27 of your birthdays.

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