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Top Ten Things Lance Armstrong Can Do Faster Than You

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10. Inject steroids.

9. Get friends. The guy has over one million followers on Twitter.

8. Put together a 2,000-piece puzzle of puppies.

7. Pee in a cup ... there's no drug test he hasn't taken.

6. Text message. He even does it scaling the Pyrenees.

5. Fly to France as he knows all of the shortcuts.

4. Date and dump hot female celebs.

3. Shave his arm pits. But he chooses not to and lets it flow like the French women.

2. Make love. But is that a good thing?

1. Get chicks, although it wouldn't be too hard to beat Houchins.

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