10. Your Rottweiler is wearing a brand new snake skin coat.
9. Your son is mysteriously buying rats off the black market.
8. The coke dealer down the street says his new batch is called "Boa-blow."
7. Marty Bell keeps driving around after hearing an 8-foot thing from The Amazon is lose.
6. Your wife yelled "snake" and Dick Chaeney wasn't on the TV.
5. You found a new speed bump on the way home from work.
4. The Harry Potter 3-D glasses seem to be working way too well.
3. Your wife says there has never been a snake that big in the bedroom.
2. The neighbor kids are charging $25 to view their insect zoo.
1. The name "Boa Constrictor Smith" appears on a petition against Bud Niekamp.