10. Shoot off all the illegal fireworks you still have in your garage.
9. Finish the Michael Jackson finger painting.
8. Dust off the cobwebs from the beer bong and beer-drinking helmet for tailgating season.
7. Collect winnings from the fantasy 8FL League.
6. Read Bill Connell's autobiography, "My thoughts on life and soccer."
5. Go high fishing, I mean fly fishing, with Michael Phelps.
4. Check and see if the kids passed last year's grade level.
3. Hit a home run off (Cardinals pitcher) Todd Wellemeyer ... everyone else has.
2. Get that rash checked out you developed from a wedding in June.
1. Watch Don O'Brien birdie No. 16 ... at Upper Moorman.