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Top Ten Ways to Ruin the Season's First Football Practice

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10. Steal the starting quarterback's girlfriend.

9. Pull cell phone from jockstrap to send a tweet.

8. Instead of practice jersey, you wear your Dazed ann Confused T-shirt.

7. Claim to pull a hammy just reviewing the playbook.

6. You grabbed your Vespa helmet instead of your football helmet.

5. Coach has heart attack and dies when trying to run a 5-second forty.

4. Do your Bill Connell impression in front of the assistant coaches.

3. You're the center and ate a gallon of baked beans the night before.

2. Show up and ask where the cheerleaders stand.

1. Used your Harry Potter wand to try and make the defense disappear.

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