10. Steal the starting quarterback's girlfriend.
9. Pull cell phone from jockstrap to send a tweet.
8. Instead of practice jersey, you wear your Dazed ann Confused T-shirt.
7. Claim to pull a hammy just reviewing the playbook.
6. You grabbed your Vespa helmet instead of your football helmet.
5. Coach has heart attack and dies when trying to run a 5-second forty.
4. Do your Bill Connell impression in front of the assistant coaches.
3. You're the center and ate a gallon of baked beans the night before.
2. Show up and ask where the cheerleaders stand.
1. Used your Harry Potter wand to try and make the defense disappear.
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