10. Instead of the pledge of allegiance you sing "Go Cubs Go" each morning.
9. She makes you watch "The Glorious History of Title IX" three times in a loop.
8. Miss a test question ... 40 pushups
7. Your dad says she's the bouncer at The Green Parrot.
6. Science class consists of cleaning out the stems and seeds.
5. Due to religious beliefs she vows to never shave her armpits.
4. For P.E., it's Dance, Dance Revolution.
3. He gives nicknames to everybody and yours is "Cutie Pie."
2. She's pregnant and instructs how to clean up in case her water breaks in class.
1. It's the same one you had last year ... you were held back.