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Top Ten Canceled Community Events Due to Football Starting

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10) Emergency sandbagging. The stadium's on a hill anyway.

9) CPR training. Is it really that important?

8) Divorce Court, as Mommy and Daddy are fans of the same team.

7) Granny's well-known county armpit flatulence show.

6) Healthcare town hall meeting ... there will be enough trash talk at the game.

5) Church.

4) Farmers Market shuts down expect for the Amish.

3) Calves and hogs are happy with no Friday Night Testicle Festival.

2) Green Parrot try-outs.

1) Lamaze class as the starting offensive backfield is needed elsewhere.

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