10) Instead of the Bellagio water show, Quincy gets the Washington Park Fountain.
9) Pacman Jones has no clue where Quincy is. But has heard of Fowler.
8) Vegas ... flooded with tourists. Quincy ... just flooded.
7) Quincy has more bars.
6) Quincy has more churches, but less Elvis pastors.
5) Elders has a tad different clientele than Hooters.
4) The only good strip in Quincy is when The Dreamy One takes his shirt off.
3) Barry Manilow has nothing on Hooch's karaoke of "Mandy" at The Abbey.
2) What happens in Quincy ... is usually found out by everyone.
1) The girls at the Green Parrot take checks.
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