10) Be the correct caller each week and you can call the first offensive play!
9) The best players make all the money ... the worst players get paid in nickels.
8) Training Camp moved from St. Louis to Cape Central High School in Cape Girardeau.
7) No deep passes or trick plays - the offense would be, let's say ... conservative.
6) All plays run to the right.
5) Sean Hannity is named offensive coordinator.
4) Will pull the Michael J. Fox Treatment on all injured players by acting out their malady on camera.
3) Create the "No signing Donovan McNabb" rule for the team.
2) Win? Take a piece of clothing of cardboard cut-out of Sarah Palin. Lose? Nancy Pelosi.
1)No more cortisone shots, just prescription pills for the players.