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Top Ten Demands In The Contract Extension For Albert Pujols

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10) All postgame interviews will be conducted in Spanish.

9) Cancel La Russa's Dog Day at the Park due to a log left at 1B last year.

8) HR Derby participation means Bard Lidge as the pitcher.

7) Not to be called every time a fundraiser occurs.

6) ESPN has to put him funnier commercials.

5) Pretty simple: The Pujols Gateway Arch.

4) New pants ... need to make huge butt look smaller.

3) Six clones making it an all-Pujols squad ... plus Molina.

2) When intentionally walked, Stubby Clapp will be his stand-in.

1) Change name of H1N1 virus to The Cubs Flu.

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