10) Greet kids at the door dressed like Michael Jackson.
9) Pass out hand sanitizers instead of candy since it is flu season.
8) Tell a high school football coach he's going to Chicago with 50 kids.
7) Dress up like Marc Bulger.
6) Get on TV and announce and laugh that all chocolate in the Tri-state area is tainted.
5) Try to pull the mask off your friend's grandma ... oops ... not a costume.
4) Your mom breaks the Elder Wand that you stole from Dumbledor's tomb.
3) You go as your favorite MLB character - the streaker.
2) Dress as your wife but add a fat suit.
1) Wind up staring in the newest episode of NBC's "To Catch a Predator."