10) Steffi beats him at squash
9) Ancestry does link up with Saint Francis of Assisi
8) He prefers Kodak.
7) Eats Count Chocula cereal each morning from Steffi's Wimbledon Venus Rosewater Dish.
6) He really never dated Brooke Shield. It was actually a tranny, Brock Fields.
5) Chest hair is all natural.
4) Blanket's real father.
3) Martina Navratilova is his biological brother.
2) His nice glutes? Not real ... butt implants.
1) First took meth to get Brook's performance in Blue Lagoon out of his head.
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