10) The Quincy High School Blue Devil mascot starts eating carbs.
9) There are only two players at Illini West practice.
8) The all-state point guard's first quarter homework is turned in with his girlfriend's name still on it.
7) Those aren't tribal dances, they're starting lineup handshakes.
6) The line starts growing to be QND coach Scott Douglas' babysitter.
5) Thanksgiving dinner pushed up to 4 PM to make QHS tip-off.
4) Every gym floor is being disinfected with hand sanitizers due to the Swine Flu.
3) Sean Taylor got his special 1- minute long hair cut.
2) Parents are upset due to their kids not getting enough 'practice time.'
1) It's not Holiday weight honey, it's basketball season weight.