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Top Ten incentives in the new Matt Holliday contract

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10) Every home run hit counts as two following a Pujols base on balls

9) Scott Boras gets to choose who pitches each game.

8) Fredbird must wear a Holliday jersey.

7) "Rocktober" becomes national celebration.

6) Any mention of the dropped flyball equals six swats from Oquendo's fungo.

5) Team needs to give him a good nickname … like "The Sheriff."

4) Screamin' Eagle changed to Screamin' Holliday at Six Flags

3) Will only do local commercials if it's with the lady on the flying carpet.

2) Unlimited supply of alcohol swabs from Mark McGwire.

1) No courtesy rides from David Frese.

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