10) Biggest Loser for overweight running backs, aka Lendale White.
9) Pop Warner Football with harder hits than pro bowl.
8) Best island comb-over allowed to say "Book 'em, Danno."
7) The Keith Null Variety Show.
6) The annual seductive night race called "Who can find the buried pig?"
5) Pearl Harbor tours by Jay Culter.
4) Remake of "Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style."
3) Al Davis' 116th birthday party.
2) The non-Pro Bowl featuring the Rams versus the Chiefs.
1) Taping for the first episode of the Michael Vick Project: Puppy Luau