10) Broc's the only one with a warm enough wardrobe. God bless Cosby sweaters.
9) Had to take an entrance examine on the History of Curling.
8) Have you ever seen Tyler Tomlinson on ice skates?
7) Don O'Brien's head didn't pass customs.
6) Ben Marth is on Canada's most wanted list from a 1988 Canadian bacon incident.
5) Was unable to figure out the exchange rate from dollars to pesos.
4) People would mistake Matt Schuckman for Shaun White.
3) Already spent allotted money on reservations for the 2016 Summer Games in Chicago.
2) Spent their last $28 to buy the Rams.
1) Takes 12 days for Hooch to go 2,172 miles on his Rascal.
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