10) I enjoyed the Buick No. 12, Nike, Gatorade car that got me here this morning.
9) I did not have sexual relations with that, uhm, those women.
8) Elin's swing had more velocity than Jesper's.
7) It wasn't me.
6) The pothole at Daytona was not my fault.
5) Really, Perkins does have great pie.
4) Just completed the trade sending Phil and Ernie to Phoenix for Stoudemire.
3) To say sorry to my wife, I have bought her Norway.
2) Like to say "hello" to Mr. Charlie Sheen and Mr. Hugh Grant back at the Sex Hospital. Room 3G represent!
1) I guess you all know now that Fluff wasn't just my caddy on the golf course.