10) Try to trade it at a Cash 4 Gold location.
9) Rub it because the paint comes off.
8) Tease Shamu with it. Too soon?
7) Trade it for a Siberian bride.
6) Give it to Julia Mancuso and then take it away.
5) Use as tip to "Cinnamon" your favorite girl at The Green Parrot.
4) Use it for doubles louge protection.
3) Wear it to an undercover drug deal.
2) Wear it as an outfit. Hannah Storm would.
1) Take it to the bar and say you won it for figure skating.