10) No kids or wives allowed in clubhouse. Only girlfriends.
9) No red wine for La Russa.
8) Throw at our best player and send him to hospital, we send your best player to the morgue.
7) Let the Royals win a few.
6) Autograph signings only when temp below 79 degrees.
5) David Eckstein goes through the lunch line first.
4) Rookies inject starters.
3) Keep your hands off Coach Piniella's blue pills.
2) Every Pat Hughes interview must have a Santo hairpiece remark.
1) No cups.