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Top Ten things not to do during a TV newscast

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10) Complain about the wife's cooking.

9) Pull a starter pistol on April Fool's Day and attempt to take over the network.

8) Try to get yourself a date ... call me.

7) Tell the meteorologist "I've got your warm front right here!"

6) Forget a normal tease, go for a strip tease.

5) Violently accuse the prompter of being wrong.

4) Interview yourself about how awesome you were during last night's newscast.

3) Ask the co-anchor to pull your finger.

2) Give birth.

1) Use "That's what she said" whenever possible.

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