10) Complain about the wife's cooking.
9) Pull a starter pistol on April Fool's Day and attempt to take over the network.
8) Try to get yourself a date ... call me.
7) Tell the meteorologist "I've got your warm front right here!"
6) Forget a normal tease, go for a strip tease.
5) Violently accuse the prompter of being wrong.
4) Interview yourself about how awesome you were during last night's newscast.
3) Ask the co-anchor to pull your finger.
2) Give birth.
1) Use "That's what she said" whenever possible.