10) Hop on a cart, Mr. Palmer. You're slow.
9) Scott Van Pelt is the father of my child.
8) Phil, is that a coon skin cap or your mullet?
7) Mr. Watson, you forgot your Aspercreme.
6) Doin' the bull dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.
5) Come see me, John Daly, at the Hooters Tent!
4) Why won't you be-friend me on Facebook, Paddy?
3) It's in the hole!! No offense Tiger.
2) Hey Tiger, are you going after Ernie "Big Easy" Els now, too?
1) We love you Brian Gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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