10) Santonio Holmes -- He's suspended for the first four shows.
9) Icky Woods -- The Shuffle is not a certified dance.
8) Brett Favre -- Couldn't decide if he would do the show this year or stay retired.
7) Manny Ramirez -- No roids equals no Cha Cha.
6) Any Cubs player -- They can't win anything.
5) Joe Jonas -- Not nearly as talented as the other Jonai.
4) Barry Bonds -- He walks too much.
3) Michael Jackson -- Duh.
2) Ben Roethlisberger -- Can't finish a routine without getting sexual assault charge.
1) Ben Marth -- Likes to take his shirt off to dance. Enough said.