10) Agent forgot to enter your name. What? You have to enter it?
9) Not as pretty as Sam Bradford.
8) Didn't care for your other personality -- Timmy the fashion designer.
7) You were dubbed the next Akili Smith.
6) Afraid it may cost too much to get bigger helmet.
5) The Big Ben hairstyle didn't pay off. "Skanky club promoter" style ... who knew?
4) Needed a better highlight reel than QU and Culver.
3) Apparently the Wunderlic test had nothing to do with the flexibility of your tongue.
2) Didn't see fine print: Must be present to win.
1) Your posing for nakedlinemen.com was revealed.
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