10) WGEM just Tweeted that Mr. President tied his left shoe.
9) I could have used some kettle corn.
8) I thought Steve McQueen died in the 80s.
7) I bet it really hurt the Thursday Happy Hour crowd at the Green Parrot.
6) Obama: "Glad I didn't waste my time playing hoops with that scrub DOB."
5) Sorry. I really thought the guys in black suit coats were doing valet parking.
4) Look, Barack signed my left pec! I haven't showered since.
3) Son, feel lucky because you will most likely never see Morgan Freeman that close again.
2) You said Siemens ... he he he.
1) That beats the $7.25 I just paid to see Blagojevich.