10) WGEM just Tweeted that Mr. President tied his left shoe.
9) I could have used some kettle corn.
8) I thought Steve McQueen died in the 80s.
7) I bet it really hurt the Thursday Happy Hour crowd at the Green Parrot.
6) Obama: "Glad I didn't waste my time playing hoops with that scrub DOB."
5) Sorry. I really thought the guys in black suit coats were doing valet parking.
4) Look, Barack signed my left pec! I haven't showered since.
3) Son, feel lucky because you will most likely never see Morgan Freeman that close again.
2) You said Siemens ... he he he.
1) That beats the $7.25 I just paid to see Blagojevich.
All content © Copyright 2000 - 2014 WorldNow and WGEM. All Rights Reserved.
Persons with disabilities who need assistance with issues relating to the content of this station's public inspection file should contact Administrative Assistant Kathy Woodworth at 217-228-6617. Questions or concerns relating to the accessibility of the FCC's online public file system should be directed to the FCC at 888-225-5322, at 888-835-5322 (TTY) or at email@example.com.