10) Still laughing from The Mascot Game. Boogertown Brainticklers? Really?
9) My Fu Manchu mustache got in my way.
8) A huge proponent of a longer baseball game.
7) My ex-wife was Venezuelan ... like Galarraga.
6) Had a tear in my eye over Griffey retiring.
5) Nothing good ever happens to the Indians.
4) I was one play away from my 10,000th safe call.
3) I REALLY want Instant Replay for baseball.
2) Hadn't finished my play-by-play Tweet from @UmpThatSucks.
1) It was the steroids talking.
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