10) Notre Dame will be moved to Canada.
9) For every three Kansas basketball wins the football team gets a win.
8) Every team travels to Hawaii.
7) Hawaii gets all home games.
6) TCU changes nickname to Horney Toads.
5) Chief Illiniwek is allowed to dance … only during chess meets.
4) The Big 12 teams left are allowed to use "I'm rubber, you're glue" during conference calls.
3) BYU must play one mandatory home game at Nauvoo.
2) Say bye bye to Title IX (9).
1) All of Florida State and USC's deals are under the table anyway ... what's the big deal?