10. Have open-heart surgery -- twice -- with a spoon.
9. Watch both season 1 and 2 of the NBC hit Saved by the Bell.
8. Train alongside Kramer to be a ball boy.
7. Watch a few shows at Bonnaroo. Uhm, I think...
6. Watch, record, and review a Quincy city council meeting. Then create signs saying "Free Bud. Free Bud."
5. From the hunt to the grill, create your own Lion burger.
4. Receive a back massage from Freddy Krueger.
3. Go to a Catholic Mass wedding, they feel that long.
2. Sit through a "How to be a good teammate" seminar given by Don O'Brien.
1. Attend the Green Parrot Pole-a-thon. Bring your quarters.