10) Grow a beard, buy a pipe, and become a stereotypical professor.
9) Ben Marth's boss ... at any job. Doesn't matter.
8) Get Spike Lee to produce a documentary on his game winning shot versus Moline.
7) Kiss and/or hug childhood hero, Reggie Miller.
6) Learn how to spell Krzyzewski.
5) Play Zack Morris in Broadway's "Saved by the Bell: The Musical."
4) Continue to wear make-up.
3) Owner of The Green Parrot while also being main entertainer on Tuesdays.
2) Keep secretly protecting the city of Quincy from crime and corruption.
1) Create a gap in his front two teeth and take over as host of this show from the lame-o it has now.
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