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Top Ten Signs Your HS Football Coach is too Excited for the Start of Practice

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10) Was seen yelling at an empty five-man sled two weeks ago.

9) Lost his voice in pre-practice prayer.

8) Has a meeting with the parents to talk about the meeting for parents.

7) Pulls his own crash cart with team-colored defibrillator.

6) Skips his father's funeral.

5) Keeps slapping himself on the butt.

4) Killed and skinned the team's wild hog mascot to show how a football is made.

3) Slept in your son's bottom bunk to make sure he made it to practice.

2) Wore his whistle but forgot his pants.

1) Wears a cup just for the thrill.

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