10) League championship trophy sits on mantle in front of father-in-law's urn.
9) It's listed as lone reason for "Cause of divorce."
8) Gave a kidney to your league's commissioner and not your sister.
7) You're a cutter every time the backup running back for the 49ers scores.
6) Asked by pastor to remove team off weekly prayer list.
5) Answer all questions at work with: Doubtful, Questionable, Probable, or just NA.
4) Let your wife go on the Bret Michaels bus if she'd accept a trade for Peyton Manning.
3) Made sure your girlfriend paid her league fees before fooling around.
2) Take Ex-Lax two days prior so nothing disrupts your Sunday.
1) Moving out of your parents' basement is no longer a goal.