10) TDs No. 6 & 7 go to my girl, @MileyNo1Fan.
9) Thank god I took the home team and the points.
8) This is nothing like the football episode of Glee.
7) I'm the Mayor of the bathroom (@Concession Stand).
6) Wish @DOB23 would sit down. Can't see field b/c of his head.
5) Just ran through a brick wall. Felt good.
4) I'm running left. Catch me if you can!
3) How come #QND coach yells a lot?
2) Just watched my son be on top ... of the cheerleader's pyramid.
1) Wish QB would warm his hands before putting between my legs.