10) Your son getting beat up for wearing a pink Tony Romo shirt.
9) Mike Martz calling three straight passes on first and goal at the 1-yard line.
8) Tony Dungy cusses out Dan Patrick on the NBC set just for being annoying.
7) A minimum of three awkward locker room scenes involving Visanthe Shiancoe.
6) Three kids from three more mothers for Jets defender, Antonio Cromartie.
5) Rex Ryan having slight right arm numbness.
4) A Matt Leinart paternity suit in Houston.
3) Jon Gruden not being fired and replaced by Dennis Miller.
2) The over in total number of facelifts for Jerry Jones.
1) Every team facing the Rams.