10) Truly smells like roses.
9) Has season tickets to all Marshall home volleyball matches.
8) Knows every newborn lullaby to help you sleep.
7) Works with the city's youth on his "Mooning Movement."
6) Understands and can recite every verse in German of "99 Red Balloons."
5) Would you rather have him packing heat for the other team?
4) Cooks beef filet with a crushed spinach salad with homemade dressing for entire team prior to games.
3) Secretly carries a toothpick in his dreadlocks.
2) Always has a fresh supply of Funions.
1) Great Christmas gifts -- "Straight cash, homey."