In honor of WGEM SportsCenter co-host and Herald-Whig sports writer Matt Schuckman getting hitched this weekend...
10) "Is that the same ring you gave your ex-wife?"
9) "Don't open the wedding gift around the parents, if you know what I mean?"
8) "You look just like Roseanne Bar."
7) "If this is the Dollar Dance, I expect some skin, baby."
6) "Don't mind the keg in the front. I can still drive the limo."
5) "If I know your daughter, white is the last color she should be wearing."
4) "You wanna see the Brett Favre-style pictures I just took in the bathroom?"
3) "Now during the lighting of the unity candle I will be signing 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua."
2) "Yea, Schuck. I'm gonna need you to work desk tonight."
1) "I do."