10) Used e-Harmony to find the punter a girlfriend. Everybody knows you can't win with a lonely punter.
9) Everything gets better when you add "Fightin'" to the nickname.
8) QB Matt Barr started using his left arm.
7) Substituted 5-Hour Energy for water.
6) Used Illini West as their scout team.
5) Decided to finally move away from leather helmets.
4) Relaxed the academic requirements. Only class you have to pass is recess.
3) Scratched Bette Midler from the pregame playlist.
2) No more eating loads of bran before each game.
1) New training video -- "Ben Marth's Sweatin' to the Oldies"