10) For every Missouri school to host its own tourney -- one every week!
9) A locker room separate from the boiler room.
8) Practice would be a lot better with a whisky-flavored whistle.
7) (From JD Gravina) Vanilla Ice's cell phone number.
6) For the mascot to stop grinding on players during time outs.
5) For a ref to finally admit he's a blind moron that's not qualified calling YMCA games.
4) Reason behind the increased concentrations of atmospheric aerosols that block sunlight from reaching the surface.
3) The rebirth of the sweater vest inspired by Clark County's Clint Smith.
2) A 6 foot 8 guard from Ukraine.
1) For WGEM SportsCenter to stop calling.
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