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Top Ten Rejected Ways to Improve the NFL Playoffs

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10) Best of seven for every round.

9) HD cameras on Rex Ryan's sideline buffet.

8) Mike Ditka and Will Ferrell allowed to coach kickers.

7) Distribute every player not in playoffs to teams in the playoffs.

6) Winning team gets either Jim Harbaugh or the retired Madden Cruiser.

5) Gus Johnson cloned to provide play-by-play and color commentary.

4) Gasoline-soaked balls lit on fire for the start of the two-minute warning.

3) Ed Hochuli in Spandex shorts and fishnet top.

2) Steroid testing.

1) Heads Patriots win. Tails Patriots don't lose.

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