10) The No. 1 goal went from "just win" to "pray and try."
9) Just realized last week they can't legally kick the ball.
8) Tommy Two-Guard is still incarcerated for the stabbing incident at Court Warming.
7) Your best player is holding a "decision" show on where he's going for Spring Break. (from Justin on Facebook contest)
6) Coach hasn't finished reading "Basketball for Beyond Dummies."
5) The point guard is suddenly expecting twins.
4) Still can't figure out difference between a "4-Down, Wildcat, Flat-2" and "Spread, Indiana, 42-6 Wide." Idiots.
3) Nobody has even graduated from towel boy to bench warmer.
2) During a time out the band plays "Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play." AND THEY REALLY MEAN IT! (from Matt on Facebook contest)
1) Two moms have to visit locker room to tie everybody's shoes in pregame.