10) Lead campaign to free Barry Bonds. Let Barry Play! Let Barry Play!
9) Buy all the dictionaries in the world and add a "g" to the end of the word "man."
8) A spin-off to the 90s TV comedy, "Grace Under Fire," which was based in St. Louis.
7) A clutch cleanup hitter.
6) A left fielder that can catch a flyball in Dodger Stadium.
5) Buy Twitter and change is to Alberter.
4) A rare cashmere sweater vest woven in the East Indies.
3) Starting new foundation for Al Hrabosky's hair piece.
2) To shoot a new commercial with ESPN and punch Skip Bayless.
1) Make Pabst Blue Ribbon the official beer of Busch Stadium.