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Top Ten Things Albert Pujols Says He Needs $300 Million For

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10) Lead campaign to free Barry Bonds. Let Barry Play! Let Barry Play!

9) Buy all the dictionaries in the world and add a "g" to the end of the word "man."

8) A spin-off to the 90s TV comedy, "Grace Under Fire," which was based in St. Louis.

7) A clutch cleanup hitter.

6) A left fielder that can catch a flyball in Dodger Stadium.

5) Buy Twitter and change is to Alberter.

4) A rare cashmere sweater vest woven in the East Indies.

3) Starting new foundation for Al Hrabosky's hair piece.

2) To shoot a new commercial with ESPN and punch Skip Bayless.

1) Make Pabst Blue Ribbon the official beer of Busch Stadium.

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