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Top Ten Calming Methods Used by Eric Orne on his QND Lady Raiders

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10) Fifty gym laps wearing ankle weights. Oh, calming? Thought you said "threatening."

9) Play the Titanic theme song on the instrument of choice -- his gold-plated recorder.

8) Deep breathing exercises. Kind of like you're pregnant. Oh, never mind.

7) One more trip around parking lot always puts them to sleep.

6) Broom sticks and a piñata of Marty Hickman.

5) Invite Dr. Phil in for some real soul searching sessions.

4) Perform his Karaoke favorite -- "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

3) Use British accent.

2) One-hundred soft brush strokes before putting hair up in ponytail.

1) Play award-winning DVD, "Knitting with Bill Connell."

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