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Top Ten Calming Methods Used by Eric Orne on his QND Lady Raiders

10) Fifty gym laps wearing ankle weights. Oh, calming? Thought you said "threatening."

9) Play the Titanic theme song on the instrument of choice -- his gold-plated recorder.

8) Deep breathing exercises. Kind of like you're pregnant. Oh, never mind.

7) One more trip around parking lot always puts them to sleep.

6) Broom sticks and a piñata of Marty Hickman.

5) Invite Dr. Phil in for some real soul searching sessions.

4) Perform his Karaoke favorite -- "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

3) Use British accent.

2) One-hundred soft brush strokes before putting hair up in ponytail.

1) Play award-winning DVD, "Knitting with Bill Connell."

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