10) Tonight's game brought to you by Viagra!
9) Oh! I can't control the volume of my voice!
8) Watch out, squirrels. This guy's nuts!
7) Peanuts!! Get your peanuts here!! Pretzels!! Ice cold beer!! (submitted via Facebook from Benjamin)
6) Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! (submitted via Facebook from Vic)
5) Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. And hide yo husbands.
4) I injected Barry Bonds!
3) I'm sure Jimmer has the Chi Omega house on speed dial after that shot. (submitted via Facebook from Tim)
2) I am so overrated!!
1) Tomlinson for three from the corner??? Ah Haa!!! He just beat Moline!!
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