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Top Ten Signs You Celebrated Too Much On MLB Opening Day


10) Still wearing your Pirates eye patch.

9) Grew mullet so everybody would call you Mr. Lincecum.

8) Bought "The Best of Mo Vaughn" off e-Bay for 12 cents.

7) Sold the tractor for two tickets to an Expos game.

6) Hairpiece is stuck to a can of chew and bag of sunflower seeds.

5) The head of a Clydesdale is found in your bed.

4) Tattooed "I miss Bo Hart" on your bicep.

3) Purchased a chimp, in which you said could "out-field that loser Jeter."

2) Twenty-three bruises found on chest from "Alley Roger Dorn Ground Ball Contest."

1) You woke up on Friday next to a Cubs fan.

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