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Top Ten Signs You Celebrated Too Much On MLB Opening Day

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10) Still wearing your Pirates eye patch.

9) Grew mullet so everybody would call you Mr. Lincecum.

8) Bought "The Best of Mo Vaughn" off e-Bay for 12 cents.

7) Sold the tractor for two tickets to an Expos game.

6) Hairpiece is stuck to a can of chew and bag of sunflower seeds.

5) The head of a Clydesdale is found in your bed.

4) Tattooed "I miss Bo Hart" on your bicep.

3) Purchased a chimp, in which you said could "out-field that loser Jeter."

2) Twenty-three bruises found on chest from "Alley Roger Dorn Ground Ball Contest."

1) You woke up on Friday next to a Cubs fan.

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