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Top Ten Prizes Considered Before The Masters Picked A Green Jacket...

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10) A sky blue jacket.

9) Chubbs Peterson's wooden hand.

8) Bronze statue of Foghorn Leghorn.

7) "Seven Minutes in Heaven" in Eisenhower Cabin with your Southern Bell of choice.

6) Green "jorts" (jean shorts).

5) A folded Flag of Dixie.

4) Paper machete bust of Hootie Johnson.

3) Lifetime contract with the smooth and healthy Lucky Strike Cigarettes.

2) A trophy wife. Literally, they buy you a wife.

1) A check, duh! You can buy your own damn jacket of any color.

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