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Top Ten Signs the Easter Bunny is Eating too Much Candy

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10) Due to weight gain, has to take Viagra so his ears stand up straight.

9) Handing out dimes, keeping the sweets for the ride home.

8) So wired he delivered eggs on Valentine's Day.

7) Forced to take a "Pulp Fiction" needle to the heart following Pixy Stix incident.

6) Changed his named to Cadbury.

5) Chased and killed a wild rabbit just for the thrill. FOR THE THRILL!

4) Looking a tad marshmellowy as well.

3) Reenacts the rap battle scene from "8 Mile." He is Rabbit, of course.

2) Crushed SweeTarts makes him do one thing even faster than a rabbit.

1) Left rabbit tracks all over the house due to too much chocolate.

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