10) The Super Bowl crowns a champion and the Royal Wedding champions the crown! (Facebook – Lance)
9) Flash photography distracts the Queen ... and Jerry Jones.
8) Easy to bet and win money on one participant falling apart a year later.
7) The Queen can throw a red flag whenever she wants to challenge something.
6) The day before, an idiot reporter will ask Prince William to marry her.
5) Cowboys are not allowed.
4) Most have to buy one, while the other you get by marrying into the family.
3) Only thing interesting will be the ads. (Facebook –Tom)
2) Both sponsored by Budweiser -- "Nothing takes away the nerves, or makes the bride look better, like an ice cold Bud."
1) Traditional Gatorade shower as the new princess is crowned.
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